Atrocities and Abuses of Language

So, after finding yet another disagreeable use of a common word, I've decided that this less-than-stellar grammarian has to start documenting some of these screw-ups and misuses. I'm not perfect, not by a long shot, but if I can use the dictionary--

So. Can. You. 

http://jrosealexander.blogspot.com/p/atrocities.html
(The link is on the right.)

I'll be updating as the need arises. Feel free to email me anything you see that might be abusing the language; I will figure out if it's correct or I should publicly correct it.

And for the love of little green apples-- CORRECT ME if you know I'm wrong!